If you’ve seen Wilma and Betty, you don’t know you did. Be happy to keep it that way. But just in case, a word of advice; look out for pairs of women jogging behind you in the park or rolling baby strollers down the sidewalks of New Coalport. Chances are their children are Magnum and Glock and you would not want to make them cry.

Betty always follows where Wilma leads and if she speaks, she echoes what Wilma says. She’s more than happy to do so, even though you won’t be able to read that in her dead eyes.