Yen

Found eating from a garbage can at a tender age of 14, the problem child called Yen came into the lives of Sam Riley and his grand-aunt with an unforgettable personality, ten conflicting backstories and a dick-scorpion tattoo. Now 20 years old and having graduated from highschool Sam forced him to attend, Yen lives with the Rileys, rides with his friends – the Pharaohs MC – and sleeps in mysterious places. Asked about his whereabouts in times when he goes missing, he likes to tell his friends funny stories. 

Really, how could anyone believe Yen, when he claims to peddle magic tiger balls for a sexually liberated priest who dresses like the Grinch?