Some twenty years in and the Rat Trap locals are still not quite sure who the small man in a big hat is and what he does. What, you asked a pimp, and he told you El rents his hookers out to play princesses? He had them bury plastic treasure in the park on three consecutive nights? See, that doesn’t really help.

Of course you’re always welcome to ask El himself about what he’s up to, but the answer might leave you just as confused. You think one of his notebooks could shed some light on his activities? Well even if you managed to steal one, rest assured you wouldn’t be able to read it, nobody you know has even seen that alphabet before.