Have you seen the man in an Armani suit getting out of a designer car in front of the local church? It’s the pious Bartholomew Shaazgai on his way to commune with a servant of God. Of course he is of those Shaazgais, there are no others. The Shaazgai law firm, that only the filthy rich can afford, comes with a long tradition of excellent legal service and mysterious violent deaths happening every two decades or so. It’s really surprising that most of this clan of supermodels practices law for some reason.
Now, feel free to keep admiring Shaazgai as he walks past you, but do so from a distance. He wishes to gaze upon beautiful things only and your face is not one of those. What a shame the ugly laws have been repealed.